Wahay! tis the dreaded Primevil himself the One True Leader of Clan McTweedie, and his Tweed Camouflaged Woolly Hitperson Tweedly McBakonbuti-McTweedie, (ay up Steve)
Sorry to hear of your serious injuries incurred at the annual nude tweed marathon for Tweed deprived Mental Technicians in kneed,
To be fair it was a bit silly to attach your Tweed Sporran to your groin area with large amounts of hot melt adhesive
The Dark One assures me that the burns will soon heal though he is not sure wether or not the hair will grow back??
He is not well himself? something about a hernia from laughing
TTFN, Pratgunner