Errrrm ... how would we take half of what's already ours?...eeerr! you wouldn't!!We would win absolutely nothing True! and you would lose the same .....Impossible, we are 'The Oaks'!!
..... your reputation is already in tatters, just ahead of your's... so there's little in the bragging rights either. Not if you won't play!You'll have to do better'n that. given the chance we fully intend to!!

Talkin's cheap! XX
Wouldn't even think about challenging you to a boinger comp!

Spongerinalogicalamus!

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