Dave, you really should be used to it by now, they will all saunter over, have a nosy at your shiny new kit, nod approvingly then walk of and call you "one who partakes in onanism" as soon as they're out of earshot.
Me cynical, never.
Just enjoy yourself mate and let the those who mock get on with it.
By the by you can't shoot for **** though.
atvb
Jim