John, you'll have to give us time to consider, afterall, there's the innoculations, passport control, visa's and councelling we'd need before venturing into such a risque area.
There's rumour that the great hairy one abounds and is found lurking in the shadows and there's the worry of contracting Kingplinkeritis for which it is said, there is no known cure.
We shall seek council of the elders (and Graham) and consider our options.
Bob