Quote Originally Posted by Nocity View Post
Good one Mike, let's see TC1 top that.
You just concentrate on those new fangled wind mills on the tops of the moors being vertical. Quite ironic that Ossy has this technology for producing 'electrickery' when they are still on gas lamps! Mind you, I did hear on the grape vine, these wind mills are for producing corn.

Theres nowt wrong with 'Bob' my little SMART car. Stop picking on him bullies. http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v4...=BobinHelm.jpg

Kens had his new Citroen recalled after less a week for 'brake pipe' problems. (It didn't have any! )
Mr Wilsons 'de Range d Rover' or Chelsea Tractor has a suspension pump fail (and dirty number plates).
Now Bobs 'Juke' is playing up.

I did here that the Nissan Pajero was Spanish for someone who, how can I put this politely, plays with ones self. Perhaps more Rivi members should buy them!

Lets face it - if its got tits or tyres it will give you grief. I'll stick to airguns.

ATB
Ian