I can't believe I wrote that instead of the English name!!!!!!!

S'funny, when you live somewhere long term, you start to think of things by what everybody else calls 'em .. like Vin, Lait, Supermarche .. I'm going to have problems when I return.

I walked into a lady in Hamleys a couple of months ago and, before I could stop myself I had apologised to her in my best French! Sad old fart!

It took ages to get all her clothes back on!