I think Carl would enjoy it down at the Spring Bash !
No, no, no....I'm Carl!
I mean Spartacus,
I mean Bwian!!
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I think Carl would enjoy it down at the Spring Bash !
“An airgun or two”………
I spoke to Carl on the phone last night and let him know that we are all waiting for an update. He has had computer problems (it couldn't handle the huge amounts of donkey porn), so has been setting up a replacement. He has been having trouble logging into the bbs again, but will persist and keep his user name rather than re register.
Ratty is doing well.
Cooler than Mace Windu with a FRO, walking into Members Only and saying "Bitches, be cool"
Thank the lord he is still alive I reckon Roland's been chewing his way through The wires trying to cut Carl's means of communication he needs to get that computer sorted and call in reinforcements
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They seek him here.
They seek him there.
They seek poor Carl everywhere.....
Maybe we should stop posting on this thread. Instead we need to find King Rats Castle and organise a crack team of springer wielding commandos (or nutters) to take out the rat and free Carl
Pete
Pete
I travel alone
Hey thanks for the concern guys! Lots of comedians out there, actually this has been an amusing read.
As an update I am pretty sure that Rattus is a pet as he is getting bigger and has longer hair! This may just be a teenage phase that he will grow out of but he made me jump enough the other day as we passed in the garden that I went for my gun. (I swear he just nodded as we passed each other).
Anyway my neighbour has seen him coming through his garden (how far do these things walk?) and tonight he brought around a Webley Osprey which he intends to pop him with. As two of us are now gunning (forgive the pun) for him I am sure his days are numbered.
Soon the whole block will be formed into a para military organisation, I just hope there are no reprisals from his rat mates. Joking aside he is pretty scary and looks hard-even my cat has been avoiding the compost area.
Thanks for the rescue party and the Spartacus quips, this has outgrown the advice i asked for into an epic, you chaps are tops.
Sod Roland, Carl.
What about the nurses??
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Hi Carl, on the one hand, we missed you, on the other, we had a great time with your absence. Glad your back though mate and really pleased Roland is alive and well - for now anyway so as we can pick up where you left off. We feared you were either taken by the scaly tailed Bugger or fell in love it and eloped please keep us updated and hopefully you will be the kid on the block that eventually takes the scrote out
Now, just to keep 'Our Tone' (TonyL) happy, can you make up some erotic story about "those" nurses he keeps imagining
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He's alive...
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Don't listen !
It's a trap .
The rat has him tied to a chair , using the pink fluffy handcuffs that the nurses brought.
After subjecting the nurses to unspeakable acts ( video available shortly ) ( lots of squeaking in their ears and toe nibbling ) Rattus as Carl has been forced to call him is well and truly in command .
Spud guns ready chaps , we are going in
I think I should point out that not all of us will be coming back........ A couple are bound to stay in the pub
Pete
Pete
I travel alone
Even with the bayonet I couldn't get a one hole group
Pete
Pete
I travel alone