Top shooting Mike and Abi, congrats to you both and Mr Jacobs
Nice to see Kev Wickson scores creeping up too, that FTP must be starting to suit him
Hope Lewis is OK.
Regards to all
No Hope
It is nice to see your psychosis has responded well to treatment.
psychosis
sʌɪˈkəʊsɪs/
noun
a severe mental disorder in which thought and emotions are so impaired that contact is lost with external reality.
Basically Spongeplates World.
Monkey
Buxted HFT Garage Guns are Us. Home of Crowzilla Doppers doughnut corner and SiHFT winners 2007 2008 2009 2010 2017 2018 2019.
Top shooting Mike and Abi, congrats to you both and Mr Jacobs
Nice to see Kev Wickson scores creeping up too, that FTP must be starting to suit him
Hope Lewis is OK.
Regards to all
No Hope
Since i have known you, you have fallen over in the bath (how does anyone do that???) You have fallen down the metal staircase, that leads to your club hut (i might mention at this point that is has 2...yes TWO handrails, for the elderly..), You fell out of your 'luxury Home'...
You also drink at least 3 bottles of wine a night, you have been beaten up i don't know how many times, during your career as a meter maid...
Now, i might be clutching at straws here but do you think you may have hit your head, just a few many times too often?...
Granted, there has to be some Grey matter to actually damage and begrudgingly i have to credit you with some... though only enough for your body to carry out very basic functions such as blinking, swinging one leg ahead of the other, lying etc
I think you could make a very good case study for 'surviving alone, against all odds' and 'brain damage, the aftermath'...
These are the reasons i can forgive you for your silly rants.
(Don't forget to cover that boiler flue in these freezing conditions....) don't try this at home kids!...he is a professional 'fall guy'
X I still luv ya tho!
SIHFT Winners 2011 - 2012 - 2013 - AND 2014....2015..2016...oh look back at green...running out of colours! Ha!
Buxted HFT Garage Guns are Us. Home of Crowzilla Doppers doughnut corner and SiHFT winners 2007 2008 2009 2010 2017 2018 2019.
Good news!
I have redone the spreadsheet so the badge colour and percentages are right......
Apologies if I have spoilt anyone's sport🤔
OAKS - SIHFT Winners 2011, [SIZE=4][COLOR="#FF0000"] 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2015, 2023
Dayum!
SIHFT Winners 2011 - 2012 - 2013 - AND 2014....2015..2016...oh look back at green...running out of colours! Ha!
Not mine Charles.
Just glad there is some integrity in the land of the pink pound, though to be fair its never good looking down on a squishy thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
Monkey
Buxted HFT Garage Guns are Us. Home of Crowzilla Doppers doughnut corner and SiHFT winners 2007 2008 2009 2010 2017 2018 2019.
Dayum.
Got to love a Lidl box 4 bottles. Boo yah!
And no glass.
Victorious Gloating Monkey.
Buxted HFT Garage Guns are Us. Home of Crowzilla Doppers doughnut corner and SiHFT winners 2007 2008 2009 2010 2017 2018 2019.
Classic!
Back to your shooting, your 'follow through' can only be described as a Medical Problem.
Your Asst shots, should be just that, carried out by an assistant
I was cruel mentioning your receding, i grant you but seriously when your mates eyebrows have moved to the back of his head, it's time to say something!
Everybody hates you (have i mentioned that...) Even your carer, couldn't care any less!
You shoot like you play golf, IE 'anywhere near the hole is a good shot'
You look like an advert for homeless people being integrated back to society, everything you own (apart from the aforementioned flotsum) has either been stolen or 'forever borrowed'...i think you put it..
You even have the ironic audacity to buy 'intelligent 4 wheel drive'.... i mean REALLY!
SIHFT Winners 2011 - 2012 - 2013 - AND 2014....2015..2016...oh look back at green...running out of colours! Ha!
The way you two flirt, honestly!
http://www.ford-hft.org.uk
You come into this world with nothing, go out in debt and you've made a profit
although i was there i do acknowledge that I am not all there so to speak.
and I did leave behind a green fishing style neoprene glove, if anyone comes across it could I ask if one of you fine chaps could bring it to MAD with you. I'll treat you to a tea and be on my best behaviour this time.
Sorry for the rather loud shout of jubilation when I knocked over a target at last in the field.
Does anyone know how to contact doughnuts Anonymous cos I just cant seem to give them up and may be a 0 addict