2nd and 3rd September 2017 Boinger Bash And Fundraiser In Aid Of St Giles Hospice

[NewPaul]

Me too!

I'm picturing a Benny Hill stylee Tinners, a la Francais, tongue hanging out, artist's beret, stripy top and a nappy!

Maybe we should bring some colouring in books for Tinners at The next Bash to keep him occupied whilst the grown ups shoot

[TonyL]

Ah, but you know what our Nick is like, Pauly.

He'll be there, toiling over his latest bit of colouring in by numbers, tongue hanging out and slathering everywhere. Won't have had a shot in hours.

Then, he'll put his artwork down, stand up with his Gat in his hand, down the bucket at his first attempt and then quietly go about his art again!

[NewPaul]

Ah, but you know what our Nick is like, Pauly.

He'll be there, toiling over his latest bit of colouring in by numbers, tongue hanging out and slathering everywhere. Won't have had a shot in hours.

Then, he'll put his artwork down, stand up with his Gat in his hand, down the bucket at his first attempt and then quietly go about his art again!

To be fair, he is the only one I know to take the bucket out with a pistol

When I think about my very short time in the air gunning world, I never hit that bucket once in my first two vists no matter how hard I tried but.... In my past two (April and June) this year, I gave it many (dozens) a bashing, mainly due to plenty of good advice and guidance but particularly...lots of practice and getting to understand trajectory etc. So.....
If there are any Newbies out there wanting to improve there shooting prowess, come along to the next Bash, you won't go wrong and you will meet the finest, most helpful people you could wish for

[TonyL]

Absolutely, LittlePaulyBoy.

One of the many stand-out features of The Bash is the downright friendliness and welcome that all the new attendees experience.

No Primadonnas at The Bash. Oh no. No secrets and no cliqueyness. Everyone is more than willing to dispense advice on technique, tips (like trajectory and the often prevalent windage requirements) and advice on guns, pellets, scopes, set-up, tuning etc etc. All in a mega-friendly, inclusive atmosphere that makes everyone instantly feel a part of this most unique and winning formula. Unlimited targets and variations thereof to go at, there really is something for everyone, newbie and "veteran" alike.

The most fun you can have with your clothes on and absolutely outstanding value for money for a day or weekend spent in the company of friendly enthusiasts.




Nowhere else on this planet can you get that BOINGING feeling!



BOING!!

[flyingfish]

With patter like that you should have a market stall Tony

Pete

[TonyL]

With patter like that you should have a market stall Tony

Pete

"One day, Rodney......"

[TonyL]

Hey Pauly; this'll please you, my cuddly little bundle of wonderfulness.

I've just been looking in in the Collectables and there's a thread there started by Carl. He'd not been on for a while following a new baby and a house move, but the great news is that he is, very much, still with us and Roland and his snaggle-toothed army didn't get to our Carl.

[TonyL]

60 to go, peeps.



BOING!!

[slinger69]

Just noticed Dave's paid twice for the September Bash. Is he bringing a voluptuous companion I wonder.

Anyway Mate, I hope the shoulder is improving.

ATB
Gwyn

[NewPaul]

Hey Pauly; this'll please you, my cuddly little bundle of wonderfulness.

I've just been looking in in the Collectables and there's a thread there started by Carl. He'd not been on for a while following a new baby and a house move, but the great news is that he is, very much, still with us and Roland and his snaggle-toothed army didn't get to our Carl.

Excellent Tone. Carl 1 Roland 0. I did have a look but I seem to remember he goes under a different username now ? He's probably a bit concerned about reprisals from the Roland clan and decided to lay low for a while. I did enjoy that epic thread.

[NewPaul]

Just noticed Dave's paid twice for the September Bash. Is he bringing a voluptuous companion I wonder.

Anyway Mate, I hope the shoulder is improving.

ATB
Gwyn

He's put on weight Gwyn and thinks it's only fair that he should pay double

How are you feeling now Gwyn, much better I hope ?

[T 20]

Just noticed Dave's paid twice for the September Bash. Is he bringing a voluptuous companion I wonder.

Anyway Mate, I hope the shoulder is improving.

ATB
Gwyn

He's put on weight Gwyn and thinks it's only fair that he should pay double

How are you feeling now Gwyn, much better I hope ?

No, Paul.

Dave's second payment is for the special piece of Medical equipment that he's been prescribed to relieve stress from his shoulder.







I told him there was no need to pay for a blow up woman to attend, but he insisted.

[Blackrider]

What's the air pressure/b.a.r required on that particular model for a refill Mick ?

[T 20]

What's the air pressure/b.a.r required on that particular model for a refill Mick ?

I don't know, John.

But Dave reckons she keeps going down on him --- must be the deluxe version.

[StellaArtois Sr]

And there was me thinking you were gonna come to the bash. I could've brought a trailer and saved some postage!

That's good thinking actually Nick. I have just ordered some bits off you and need to order more, and I need to get my Diana to you. Why didn't I think of that. Oh yeah I know it's cos I don't do camping and I have just gone and stupidly got a job where I have to work for a change, nothing like the old job was.