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Three welsh shooters are on a HFT course(dai,endaf and edwin) when dai is about to take his shot a sheep (BAAAAAAA,s)in another field ,Dai spins around hearing the sound and catches the trigger on a twig and shoots Edwin stone dead....Endaf says"who is gonna tell Edwins missus that he is dead".
Dai says that as he did the dirty deed he will tell edwins missus.so off he goes....2 hours later he turns up with a case of stella on his arm.
Endaf says"where did the beer come from"
Dai says it came from Edwins wife.
Endaf is confused how did you get beer out of his wife when you had just killed her husband???
He said he knocked at the door Edwins wife answered he said " are you Edwins widow" she said no
so he said "I bet a case of stella you are"....
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quality!
kenny
Don't forget everytime you shoulder your new gun, there will be a bit of special Welsh sticky oil on the stockOriginally Posted by figjam
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Pete
i'll never forgive ewe pete if u mark the stock with the dribblings of sheep dip!!!![]()
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rgds
kenny
It's more than Sheep dip Kenny![]()
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Kev
You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!
A Turkey is for Christmas not for life.
i think that every time i kiss Jane on the cheekOriginally Posted by sparky
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Your that short, the only cheeks you could be possibly reaching are the lower ones;-)
(my apologies for draging the tone of this post even further into the gutter)
Lee
Please tear carefully along the perforation.
i'd never reach yours as there always dragging on the floorOriginally Posted by The Doctor
how you doin Lee
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Seeing as though you are only .5 of a micron in height, you should be perfectly placed to see my builders crevice in all its glory then :-)
doing fine mate, its just the rest of them you have to worry about.
Lee
Please tear carefully along the perforation.
tell me about it m8Originally Posted by The Doctor
Glad your ok say Hi to Jaq's for me, ow and all the best with your FT shooting
Two sheep are in a field...one of them suddenly blurts out 'Baaaaaaaa!' the other one says 'You git, I was going to say that!'
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LMAO, You guys crack me up! Thanks![]()