Rossendale MTC - refurbished club range now "officially" opened.

[I. J.]

Let me know when you are coming - there is a possibility that we will be shooting at 6 yards next Thursday night and I know that the small 6 yard targets are too much of a challenge for you so it would be best avoided

May I remind you who was the National Postal 6 Yard Pistol Champion in 2013. I have the trophy somewhere. I think its hiding under a paper clip.

And yes, Ive done at least 2 50 ex 50 at yours over the proper distance of 10m. Remember you studied one intently because you had never seen one before.

I will give you plenty of advance notice when Im coming over so you can get the new Stanah Stair Lift warmed up.

[zooma]

May I remind you who was the National Postal 6 Yard Pistol Champion in 2013. I have the trophy somewhere. I think its hiding under a paper clip.

And yes, Ive done at least 2 50 ex 50 at yours over the proper distance of 10m. Remember you studied one intently because you had never seen one before.

I will give you plenty of advance notice when Im coming over so you can get the new Stanah Stair Lift warmed up.

6 yards? - that was when you were much younger and still able to see the fine detail in the magnificent trophy that was custom made to suite your stature (and not too heavy for you to carry home).

Advance warning of your threatened visit would give us time to grease the stairs to help you glide smoothly down into the range

Have you bought any more bargain shooting gloves recently?

[I. J.]

Have you bought any more bargain shooting gloves recently?

Yes but they had two fingers missing. I only noticed when I was saying 'Goodnight' to you.

[zooma]

Yes but they had two fingers missing. I only noticed when I was saying 'Goodnight' to you.

Remind me again - you shoot rifle left handed and you bought a left handed rifle shooting glove?

I shoot rifle right handed and use “your bargain glove” every week - it seems to work better for me than it did for you

[mikec4]

Remind me again - you shoot rifle left handed and you bought a left handed rifle shooting glove?

I shoot rifle right handed and use “your bargain glove” every week - it seems to work better for me than it did for you

Has trouble distinguishing a**e from elbow too

[I. J.]

Remind me again - you shoot rifle left handed and you bought a left handed rifle shooting glove?

I shoot rifle right handed and use “your bargain glove” every week - it seems to work better for me than it did for you

Has trouble distinguishing a**e from elbow too

What is this? A double act? Dumb & Dumber. I cant distinguish between you two a**es.

Yes, I do admit to buying a 'bargain shooting glove' which was wrong handed - but I doubled my outlay.

[zooma]

What is this? A double act? Dumb & Dumber. I cant distinguish between you two a**es.

Yes, I do admit to buying a 'bargain shooting glove' which was wrong handed - but I doubled my outlay.

And you said you only wanted your money back - I didn’t know at the time that it included everything else you bought that week