The Muscle Power League - whats that then?

[zooma]

Oh Im sure we (they ) will get bye. There a very trustworthy lot down at R.R. At least this way the wrong persons 10m rifle cards shot out of sequence on the wrong nights wont happen again.

I have spoken to our clubs Pistol Secretary (Chris) today and both he and his Mrs, Amanda, have agreed to enter this comp. using their FWB103! I forgot they had this pistol. Amanda shoots to a very high standard, averaging around the 48 mark with her usual pcp and with the additional help of witch craft. (Please dont tell her I said that as I hated being a frog )

Can I come back and shoot for Rivington?

ATB
'Turncoat Jones.'

The FWB 103 is a very fine match pistol that is every bit as good as any PCP in my opinion (probably with a faster lock time as well) - and in the hands of a 48 ex 50 shooter I think the rest of the Rivvy team will have somebody to try and catch.........and the RMT minnows will have an even bigger headache.

It looks like we need a few more turncoats to even things up a bit..so I think I will mention the witchcraft you refer to as it may help to win a defection - no wait a minute you are shooting for us so that won't help at all - but I might mention it anyway just incase you annoy her enough to (hopefully) put her off.

This has always looked like being a contest with the tiny little Rossendale club taking on the might of the established Rivington empire (sympathy needed here)- and now you show us even more of your big guns ( more sympathy for the underdogs here) - we feel very insignifiant and freightened ( any sympathey left anywhere?) - but David did beat Goliath once ( or so it says in the good book) so we will give it a go!

...anybody seen my slingshot?

[mikec4]

...anybody seen my slingshot?

I hope it's .177 and less than 6 ft/lbs Bob

[I. J.]

I hope it's .177 and less than 6 ft/lbs Bob

See?
With this quick wit and R.R. humour plus Amanda (and her broom stick ) were dooomed man - DOOOMMMEEEDDDD!!!!

ATB
Ian

[Amac]

Although I am a novice at the 10m pistol Bob, I would be willing to join the Jones bloke to shoot for the enemy. All I would need would be several weeks of continuous intensive training, some new eyes and a course of drug therapy that might reduce my current tendency to wobble when on aim. That and a contract similar to the one offered to Turncoat 1 ( I could be TC2) with the company Jag, £50,000 a year and a free reign to use any gun in your considerable armoury. I will let my agent know that another club may be interested in my services. Could I wear a disguise?

Andy

[I. J.]

Although I am a novice at the 10m pistol Bob, I would be willing to join the Jones bloke to shoot for the enemy. All I would need would be several weeks of continuous intensive training, some new eyes and a course of drug therapy that might reduce my current tendency to wobble when on aim. That and a contract similar to the one offered to Turncoat 1 ( I could be TC2) with the company Jag, £50,000 a year and a free reign to use any gun in your considerable armoury. I will let my agent know that another club may be interested in my services. Could I wear a disguise?

Andy

Nobody told me I had to take a pay cut!

Yes Andy you could be known as 'Frank'. Spencer not Sinatra.

ATB
Ian

[zooma]

Although I am a novice at the 10m pistol Bob, I would be willing to join the Jones bloke to shoot for the enemy. All I would need would be several weeks of continuous intensive training, some new eyes and a course of drug therapy that might reduce my current tendency to wobble when on aim. That and a contract similar to the one offered to Turncoat 1 ( I could be TC2) with the company Jag, £50,000 a year and a free reign to use any gun in your considerable armoury. I will let my agent know that another club may be interested in my services. Could I wear a disguise?

Andy

OK - no communications from now on with your real name Andy as being TC2 could be dangerous so......

Hello "Frankie" - we are able to offer a cup of our famous Rossendale tea (drug therapy) each time you visit us - which is almost the same as having all the above quoted requests so you should pass this on to your agent who will no doubt be staggered at our generous offer - and yes you can wear a disguise pink tutu, but not with high heeled stilettoes - that would be silly.

[zooma]

It has been a strangely Rivvy- free day today.

Maybe they have a competition to go to with their long sticks?

Perhaps they are planning the fate of TC 1 and "Frankie" the new TC 2 - we can only fear for their safety and hope they survive long enough to shoot a few good rounds for us.

Meanwhile we will remain concerned, but enjoy the peace and quiet.

[I. J.]

I'm amazed to see that your cross dressing habits 'Frankie' have already traversed across two counties and over that there big hill.

It should also be noted that the famous Rossendale tea is FREE at R.M.T.C. and not extortionately priced at 20p per cup at that there other club.

ATB
Ian

[zooma]

See?
With this quick wit and R.R. humour plus Amanda (and her broom stick ) were dooomed man - DOOOMMMEEEDDDD!!!!

ATB
Ian

Nah - I saw you taking the middle out of the target with your Model 80 last night - I think we can put up a fight - especially if John gets his 103 going and TC2's Model 80 comes "on song" (and his medication kicks in OK).

With me coaching - how can we fail?....(only the answers on this subject that have been received by RMSD and written on the back of a postage stamp will be replied to).

[I. J.]

Yes, but did you also see how many times my target fell out of the holder! Its withcraft I tell you man. Were doomed - doooommmeeeddd!

Now, as well as my pistol and spotting scope (Aldi £24.99 ) I will have to carry with me 'ear of bat & eye of toad.' A small bottle of virgins tears (almost impossible to find in Blackburn ) ... I wonder if BTDT would lend me some of his woad?

Have you ever seen your pellet bounce of the ten ring and hit a 3? It happened to me several times last night.

Were doooommmeeedddddd!

ATB
'Froggy'

[zooma]

Yes, but did you also see how many times my target fell out of the holder! Its withcraft I tell you man. Were doomed - doooommmeeeddd!

ATB
'Froggy'

That's got nothing to do with witchcraft - more to do with you not sticking your target up properly in the first place!

You also have (a lot of) trouble mastering your pellet box - but I am not going to mention this in public or draw any attention to it - but if I did, some may compare the two.

Let me do the technical stuff and stick your targets up for you and put your pellets in your RWS pellet sorter box for you - this leaves you with the simple task of shooting a 10 every time - entirely possible now I have removed the burden of these high pressure responsibilities from your shoulders!

Let the force be with you - it is strong in this one it is.

[zooma]

Have you ever seen your pellet bounce of the ten ring and hit a 3? It happened to me several times last night.

Were doooommmeeedddddd!

ATB
'Froggy'

Now that is witchcraft - maybe we are dooooooommmmeeeeedddddd !

.....or maybe you just missed!

Keep those negative thoughts at bay....and let the force be with you !

[I. J.]

Now that is witchcraft - maybe we are dooooooommmmeeeeedddddd !

.....or maybe you just missed!

Keep those negative thoughts at bay....and let the force be with you !

The force is usually after me ...... the police force.

What a partnership. You fix the targets and load my pellet tray and I shoot the pistol.

Bring it on Rivi R!

ATB
Ian

p.s. How good are you a feeding frogs? (And I dont mean our continental cousins.)