Woshft

[where's molly]

Now that would suit me!! No Stander, it's like custom made for me!

I shall arrange food, no worries, drink as well!, Crisps and coke, how nostalgic is that!

Obviously i will need numbers... There are 36 bags of crisps in an economy box, but that means somebody has to eat the plain ones and the salt and vinegar, so that prob leaves 30 bags.. ha! one for each peg!

So probably be 4 to a peg... roughly, that's 120 bags!! a veritable feast!

If it goes two sessions, you will have to get specialists in though as that will be beyond my skill set!

How much coke though?? This is tougher than i thought it would be..

As for travel, a postcode will be provided, as will a list of top hotels within a 15 mile radius, there are plenty of bus shelters, on the prom, for anyone from M.A.D....

Glad to be a part of such a well oiled machine, thanks Simpleton!

Yeah bus shelter do me fine!!. ..no free standers..perfect for me.. ..better still....no supported standers either! must make a note not to eat said crisps any closer than six foot away from peg.. ..just in case one sprays out of mouth and obscures shooters vision!!!

[blackscale]

Yeah bus shelter do me fine!!. ..no free standers..perfect for me.. ..better still....no supported standers either! must make a note not to eat said crisps any closer than six foot away from peg.. ..just in case one sprays out of mouth and obscures shooters vision!!!

Ha!

Did you drag Spiderman out of a bus shelter somewhere Jen, then learn him how to shoot! (all crisps will be chrono'd under official woshft rules!)

[fastnick]

Surely crisps and other similar snacks ought to be chrono'd under Wotsit rules?

[blackscale]

Surely crisps and other similar snacks ought to be chrono'd under Wotsit rules?

Valid point, The WOSHFT committee (Simmo) will take that under serious consideration...or not, maybe. (probably not)

[Rift]

Im in, great to see another "inclusive" championship, but is yours the real real real Worlds ?

[simmmo]

Im in, great to see another "inclusive" championship, but is yours the real real real Worlds ?

My World is always real. No really it really really is.

Monkey.

[simmmo]

Yeah bus shelter do me fine!!. ..no free standers..perfect for me.. ..better still....no supported standers either! must make a note not to eat said crisps any closer than six foot away from peg.. ..just in case one sprays out of mouth and obscures shooters vision!!!

Ah sneaked in there with your pink mat. Thought you were an Essex girl not a Brighton one.

Monkey

[simmmo]

Blackscale has asked me to ask if you can please stipulate which flavour crisps you want and let him know by PM as quickly as possible so he can have them available at your allocated peg for you.

Monkey.

[blackscale]

Please note, they will be 'fat free' crisps, so we don't ruin the 'six pack' of the average hft'er!

Not sure if any of you are vegan, like Andrew but if you are we have some 'cow free' - beef crisps cooked in cactus oil (Andy's fave) followed by water biscuits (low fat water) obviously Larkin and the MAD crew will be provided with pork scratchings to make them feel at home (ring Andrew for any other dietary necessities, i know he is a bit of an expert on..well to be honest anything but shooting!)..

Hopefully Andrew will honour us with his infamous speech on "how to live for free...or at someone elses expense" look forward to that one, shaping up to be a great day!

Excited spongey x

This just-in (see wot i did there) some of the Buxted Elite, might, give a demonstration on clearing brambles with your air rifle!
Not to be missed!...eerr, well you know wot i mean..

[simmmo]

As in accordance with the general Sussex policy to make sure all targets are UKAHFT legal unlike a no. Buxted members kindly and without even being asked tried to rectify last Sunday at the Oaks by removing said obstructions with lead scythes WOSHFT will ensure no impediments on the 15mms. We are confident that we can achieve this quite easily as Blackscale has kindly offered to roll the lanes with his body whilst putting out the crisps. We just need the landowners permission to ensure this amount of clearance is ok.

He has also made a valid point that hearing protection and small stools should be mandatory and I have taken this on as he has correctly pointed out that quite often while he is down on the peg sleeping the snoring can be deafening and it would be far more comfortable if everyone had a seat while waiting for him to involuntarily pull the trigger and accidentally wake himself up. A paper back book has also been suggested in case anyone wants to have a good read whilst waiting also.

Also pistols for the short ones may be allowed but only for grown ups in long trousers.

Monkey

[boinger1]

I can only imagine over how many bottles of wine and copies of the mole catchers guide to the Galaxy you managed to dream this one up mate !!! I don't think you've give it any reall consideration as to numbers of people likely to turn up.catering,parking,prizes,I've a get out clause for you,have it on the same Sunday as bisley southern hunters and that way your guaranteed to just have spongey and yourself there with this love hate relationship you both have in that you hate him and he loves it.Spongey could do the sandwiches there bound to be jam although I wouldn't have one I've seen what he does with his hands,you could also have a shoot off for 3rd place I'd pay to watch that and still have time to get to bisley for me to book you in.

[simmmo]

I can only imagine over how many bottles of wine and copies of the mole catchers guide to the Galaxy you managed to dream this one up mate !!! I don't think you've give it any reall consideration as to numbers of people likely to turn up.catering,parking,prizes,I've a get out clause for you,have it on the same Sunday as bisley southern hunters and that way your guaranteed to just have spongey and yourself there with this love hate relationship you both have in that you hate him and he loves it.Spongey could do the sandwiches there bound to be jam although I wouldn't have one I've seen what he does with his hands,you could also have a shoot off for 3rd place I'd pay to watch that and still have time to get to bisley for me to book you in.

At last a constructive post, yes a great idea hosting it then as it in deed has that One only mandatory stupid shot and it will hopefully be a frost free day. If I wanted to shoot standing up I would stop devouring the Malbec save air and shoot 10 metre. I reckon Spongetwat would struggle with the jacket though. Can bring you a few moles next time I see you if you want, reckon you would look good in some moleskin?

Monkey