The Muscle Power League - whats that then?

[zooma]

The Jean you are referring to was 'Jean, Jean The Airgun Queen' who eventually went on to own a shop in Great Harwood before the VCR bill eventually put paid to her trading.

Christine was a Diesel Fitter on the very same market. Holding up womens knickers she used to scream "Diesel fit her!"

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Ian

VCR Act - Does this mean they stopped her playing her videos in public?

[I. J.]

Does this mean they stopped her playing her videos in public?

... but she still makes them in private!

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Ian

[Amac]

I notice that the turncoat, Mr Ian Jones, has decided to shoot for the Rossendale club. As you can imagine, his decision has gone down really well with the rest of his compatriots who remain totally confident that he will get his a--e whooped by his former clubmates on a regular basis! Roll on the new competition. There again, I wont be joining in anytime soon unless Bob decides to flog me a decent FWB pistol. Heres hoping!

Andy

[I. J.]

I notice that the turncoat, Mr Ian Jones, has decided to shoot for the Rossendale club. As you can imagine, his decision has gone down really well with the rest of his compatriots who remain totally confident that he will get his a--e whooped by his former clubmates on a regular basis! Roll on the new competition. There again, I wont be joining in anytime soon unless Bob decides to flog me a decent FWB pistol. Heres hoping!

Andy

Keep the FWBs Bob and sell him that lovely, very rare, Gat pop-out match pistol youve got.

Thats the opposition well and truly wound up and riled - lets start the shooting match.

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Ian

[mikec4]

I notice that the turncoat, Mr Ian Jones, has decided to shoot for the Rossendale club. As you can imagine, his decision has gone down really well with the rest of his compatriots who remain totally confident that he will get his a--e whooped by his former clubmates on a regular basis! Roll on the new competition. There again, I wont be joining in anytime soon unless Bob decides to flog me a decent FWB pistol. Heres hoping!

Andy

Well said Sir!!

See the Rossendale Model Target Club thread for more comments........

Mike.

[zooma]

I think I may have to start a new thread to display the MPL rules as nobody will ever find them in amongst this thread - but I am pre-supposing at least some competitiors will abide by them and put to rest the old maxim that "all is fair in love and war".

I would also like to propose that a small percentage of the (free of charge) match fee goes towards some body armour and personal protection for the Rivington Riflemen's very own club secretary and RMT's own top shot and excellent PR man Mr I.J.

All those in favour of this proposal please vote here.

[I. J.]

All those in favour of this proposal please vote here.

Here - here !

Its a good idea about the MPL rules as well.

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Ian

[Amac]

Well Bob, your infiltrator and "mole," the turncoat Jones, will have to now ensure that his former club mates are adequately equipped with a brand new "figure hugging" Gimp suit each to not only protect them from the ricocheting pellets of the Jones many wayward shots, but also as a bribe for such treachery. There again, would I actually wear a target jacket, probably not.
I noticed that Ian has a specially produced set of shooting glasses within his pistol case. I reckon that he may find that both lenses have been blocked out shortly, not just the right one. Probably wouldn't notice much difference in his results anyway.

Andy

[zooma]

Well Bob, your infiltrator and "mole," the turncoat Jones, will have to now ensure that his former club mates are adequately equipped with a brand new "figure hugging" Gimp suit each to not only protect them from the ricocheting pellets of the Jones many wayward shots, but also as a bribe for such treachery. There again, would I actually wear a target jacket, probably not.
I noticed that Ian has a specially produced set of shooting glasses within his pistol case. I reckon that he may find that both lenses have been blocked out shortly, not just the right one. Probably wouldn't notice much difference in his results anyway.

Andy

Oy - that's the RMTC promotional and public relations executive you are talking about!