Although Charles shooting is hardly heaven sent
He is truly a lovely old gent
Ok, so he's portly and smokes
Has a pathetic line in jokes
But he is the Open Champion of Kent..
I thank you.....
Knockover targets stripped of paint, contact driver for details...
Your lead maybe growing
But your hats don't start throwing,
'till the title is in your grasp!
And don't count your chickens,
Whilst the plot may yet thicken,
Or we may shove the cup up your hasp!
Just plinkin wiv ya finkin!
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SIHFT Winners 2011 - 2012 - 2013 - AND 2014....2015..2016...oh look back at green...running out of colours! Ha!
Your retort lacks the timing,
Of one that is rhyming,
So please take the trouble old chum,
And may I enlighten,
The 'Oaks' are from Brighton,
'Tops' for stuff up your bum.
arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! ...
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Aunty's at the 'Oakies' helm,
His cloth cut by a tailor,
Jolly Rodgers all his chaps,
Every one a sailor.
When it comes to writin' rhyme,
Sadly aunty's lackin'
Best he keeps his boys in line,
They know he has their backin'
arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! ...
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On a sunday morn. After online scorn. The field of cows is here. To some its called fun. The others they run. Fron targets both far and near. To those that get pissed. About targets they missed. You LL always have next year.
WALTHER DOMINATOR LG300.
"The Oaks"