Smelly Shooting Jackets

[zooma]

Those hand signals are reserved for you and the watch is the one you sold me so, obviously, it never told me the true time. :
Did you know Micky Mouse has an Ian Jones watch?
Plus I’m not a dwarf but I will still be reporting you to Snow White tonight!

That watch that I sold you was 100% accurate - twice a day!

I got an Ian Jones shooting glove - I am right handed so it fits on my left hand - remind me again why you (a left handed shooter) bought it for yourself ?

[I. J.]

I got an Ian Jones shooting glove - I am right handed so it fits on my left hand - remind me again why you (a left handed shooter) bought it for yourself ?

Thats easy. I knew I could sell it to some mug for a profit.

I remember when Prince Charles visited 'Rottenstall' a few years ago. Despite it being a really hot day he turned up in an expensive suit and a red fur hat. The major of Rottenstall had to ask - "Why the fur head gear?"
"Well" said Charlie Boy "When I told mummy I was coming to Rottenstall she said Wear the fox hat "

[zooma]

Thats easy. "Wear the fox hat[/I][/B] "