That'll be another one of those Fake Pork Pies or Insubstantial Cornish Pasty cases then (it is alleged ...).
A man of your obvious stature is always a benefit, I'm told.
It's about time Ginsters and their ilk provided the Great British Public with fair value
Or was it more a matter of writing the exactly the same article for 'Dog Monthly', 'Cheeky Chappie' and 'Furry Friends' periodicals ?
it is highly unusual for a witness to a Court (proceedings blah, blah)
to end up being charged.
Although it Does happen sometimes,
fingers are crossed here in the Cotswolds anyway (hope you get off).
And another, this time it's a Happy Birthday inspired by Extinction Rebellion.
How's this for recycling?
My ignore list: <Hidden information>
Happy Birthday Mr Doe Sir, hope you have a good one with lots of cake and your favourite tipple!
Lot's of people thinking about you on your special day!
(how long will it be before it's 'Sir Terry Doe'?)
ASM
I am a Man of La Northumberlandia, a true Knight and spend my days on my Quest (my duty nay privilege!) and fighting dragons and unbeatable foe, to right the unrightable wrongs, to bear with unbearable sorrow and dreaming my impossible dreams.