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    Quote Originally Posted by tinbum View Post
    Has anyone said the Relum Tornado yet?
    Mind numbingly accurate, and containing special pheromones that page three girls home in on from miles away.

    There’s one in sales, dontcherknow.
    I had one, it’s not accurate. Poor trigger, loading tap that has lever that drops, twangy (two springs no guide) and toxic levels of Communism that meant anything better than mediocre was punished by the gulag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hsing-ee View Post
    I had one, it’s not accurate. Poor trigger, loading tap that has lever that drops, twangy (two springs no guide) and toxic levels of Communism that meant anything better than mediocre was punished by the gulag.
    Pfffft! You can prove anything with facts
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinbum View Post
    Pfffft! You can prove anything with facts
    Tbh anything made in a communist nation can either be wonderfully made or woefully made on the same production line, just depends on day of the week and what the Vodka ration was that day.
    Cameras can be a good case in point, I've got 2 Zorki 4s, one is smooth as a nut, the other has a frequently sticking mirror despite being CLA'd, sticky is the younger body but likely was an end of weeks shift build where smooth was probably mid week or when the Big Boss was watching.
    You'll Shoot your eye out Kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinbum View Post
    Pfffft! You can prove anything with facts
    Maybe mine was a bad one. I know some people swear at them.

    They feel rather curious in terms of handling, sort of light and top heavy at the same time, like if it was a ship it would roll over. Kind of a Hungarian premonition of a Sterling HR81, another dazzling underlever.

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