Here we are ..

Aunty had a secret love, it certainly wasn't guns,
A closet love consumed him, aunty's love was bums,
Bums he's had a plenty, Lands-end to John-O'Groats,
He's never had a better bunch of bums .
........than those he calls the 'Oaks'


arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! arf! ...
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