Halloween Boinger Bash, 28th/29th October --- Event and Payment Details

[Mole trapper]

I was driving through Brittany earlier in the Range Rover, heading back to our home in Cornwall after a fabulous month away in our home in France, thinking: Where the Hell did it all go so wrong!?

On tbe bright side, I've heard a rumour there's a bash this month!

How big is the boot on said rangey? Maybe squeeze in a bit of French zyder?

[Unframed Dave]

On a few occasions this week, I've seen a rat scurrying past at the back of my garden and heard some rustling under the decking. So, I've been bating the area with bird seed and Nutella. Tonight, I set up my NiteSite Viper Rtek on top of my HW100k, pointed it out of my kitchen window and positioned the rifle on the baited area and retired to the living room to enjoy a few brandy and cokes and watch a bit of TV whilst I kept an eye on the 'kill zone' on my iPad. The Rtek has built in WiFi which means, through an installed app, you can see what your scope/camera sees from many metres away.

So, in the past 2 hours, I've enjoyed 3 brandy and cokes with my feet up and got up off my arse only twice to pop off two big fat Rolands

This is what I call 'hunting' Hic! I'm hoping for more brandy and cokes and rats before the battery gives out

The stuff of Hemingway.

Dave

[Unframed Dave]

How big is the boot on said rangey? Maybe squeeze in a bit of French zyder?

That accent is really sexy, please don't do it again.

Dave

[NewPaul]

Mmm, where are the two thread Boinger upper dicky birds today ? Have they flown away ? Come back Peter, come back Paul.

[flyingfish]

Council employee..... I'm on tea break

Pete

[NewPaul]

Council employee..... I'm on tea break

Pete

Ahh that's better Pete, enjoy your cuppa Where's the other dicky bird ?

[TonyL]

I'm sure he'll be floating back in soon, Pauly.

[baldinio]

Home from corr phew now, resupplied the humidor whilst I was at it must go to sleep soon though as got to drive to France in the morning to stock up on booze and visit the oldies. Any particular cider you want bringing back Jamie? Any other requests from the boingers for vino collapso?

[TonyL]

No Hitchcock waiting for you, Chris?

[TonyL]

We really ARE so much nearlier, nearly there.

On what days are certain peeps planning to arrive?

BOING!

[baldinio]

No Hitchcock waiting for you, Chris?

No mate, sadly not. In my imagination he's soaring the dizzy heights in the company of fellow jackdaws to the tune of born free. In reality he's probably hanging around outside the shops in a hoodie listening to hip hop and mugging old ladies

[les allam]

We really ARE so much nearlier, nearly there.

On what days are certain peeps planning to arrive?

BOING!

I'll be arriving on the Friday, I can't wait
Les
Boing

[NewPaul]

No mate, sadly not. In my imagination he's soaring the dizzy heights in the company of fellow jackdaws to the tune of born free. In reality he's probably hanging around outside the shops in a hoodie listening to hip hop and mugging old ladies

Brilliant, that made me laugh mate. Welcome back to your brief visit home and safe and enjoyable onward journey to France. I'm rather partial to cheese so if you see any Dairylea triangles Chris, I'll have a little round box of those

[T 20]

We really ARE so much nearlier, nearly there.

And to that end all the targets are now sorted and repainted, Tone.

I still have the generator and floodlights to check over when I get five and we'll be good to go.


I've just updated the payment list with the addition of Unframed Dave, Papa Cleary and Clez --- needless to say I'm looking forward to seeing you all once again.


Right, I'm off to oil my new gun now --- made in 1924 by the Midland Gun Company.




All the best Mick

[NewPaul]

We really ARE so much nearlier, nearly there.

On what days are certain peeps planning to arrive?

BOING!

Yep not long now Tone.

I will definitely be there by midday on the Friday but might even manage a Thursday arrival all being well.