Quote Originally Posted by Mog View Post
England of shires has a good two score,


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Each of them brags of her mighty men,
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Buxted she can boast of her famous four,
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Andy, Gary, Matthew and Ben.

A meritorious example of word-smithing my dear Mog, had I a spare Pullitzer.

Quote Originally Posted by MojoCrow View Post
Woa, woa, woa and woa. Which Ben? I hope you mean Ben The Younger and not me, Ben The Old & Unwise.

I'm not famous, I haven't even made it onto Crimewatch...... yet.
Shut it you, with the ideas of grandeur!
An onomatopoeic whack could be coming your way.
He doesn't mean a word of it .... it's simply poetic license.

arf!