Packed, wrapped, sealed, labelled, take to sorting office, who refused to take it on Special Delivery quote RMDG11, cannot be bothered to look it up. Have to go to main post office in town centre, in W H Smiths, they refuse to take it on Special, has to go Parcelforce, but it can be sent Parcelforce 24???

Quoted RMDG11 to no use, could not be bothered either. So sent it on the fastest delivery offered, Parcelforce 24, even though guns have to go Parcelforce48!