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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    Before i upset anyone....I'll be off!
    Practice those 45yd sprints tonight mate
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    Now its the guilt trip

    ' Honestly you go shooting , its just me being silly ' she says which equates ( in man language to ) if you do I will wait til you are asleep the cut your gonads off with a rusty meat cleaver !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingplinker View Post
    Now its the guilt trip

    ' Honestly you go shooting , its just me being silly ' she says which equates ( in man language to ) if you do I will wait til you are asleep the cut your gonads off with a rusty meat cleaver !

    atvb

    Dave
    looks like your in the clear Dave!! See you soon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingplinker View Post
    Now its the guilt trip

    ' Honestly you go shooting , its just me being silly ' she says which equates ( in man language to ) if you do I will wait til you are asleep the cut your gonads off with a rusty meat cleaver !

    atvb

    Dave
    Better get those kids learning to shoot soon Dave, then you have can be super Dad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontiac View Post
    Practice those 45yd sprints tonight mate
    yeah! right.
    While you are having 'Fun Press ups' tonight..
    I will be lucky to be exercising the muscle in my right arm!...

    See ya soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    yeah! right.
    While you are having 'Fun Press ups' tonight..
    I will be lucky to be exercising the muscle in my right arm!...

    See ya soon!

    XX
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontiac View Post
    I was wondering who put that ladder outside my window!
    Probably Siobhan, she wants you to clean the window
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enthusiast View Post
    Probably Siobhan, she wants you to clean the window
    Cleaning??? I don't do cleaning!
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    You lot are awful !
    No wonder people wanted a seperate section

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontiac View Post
    Cleaning??? I don't do cleaning!
    Sorry what is your trade again???
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    Sorry what is your trade again???
    exactly Mike

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    Banana Man

    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    Sorry what is your trade again???
    Man by day, Banana at night
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