The Buxted boys, Whom make so much noise,
Should really consider their worth!
Tis' one thing to make fun,
About things up ones bum,
But it is starting to raise my suspicion,
That Gaz and his team, (including simmo who's mean)
Have more tricks than the spanish inquisition!

So please leave your noise and silly boys toys,
And your bottom jokes back on your turf!