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  1. 16-11-2009, 11:15 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    Right the scene is set, Nigel is crying, pat is running scared and Richard...Who is he?

    30 target UKAHFT format.
    10am kick off
    9am set out!

    Winning club takes half the pot!
    Club with lowest numbers, shoots against the top same numbers from other team!
    You have to be in it to win it!

    This is where our honour was questioned.
    Q) What does an Oakie say when he misses a target?
    A) Put me down for my normal score

    Q) What does an Oakie do when he sees a reset string?
    A) Asks a Fordie what it is for.

    Q) Why don't Oakies repaint their kill zones?
    A) Because they don't need to.


    hahahaha I've got hundreds
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  2. 16-11-2009, 11:39 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enthusiast View Post
    Q) What does an Oakie say when he misses a target?
    A) that'll be a 59 then!

    Q) What does an Oakie do when he sees a reset string?
    A)show a Fordie what it is for.

    Q) Why don't Oakies repaint their kill zones?
    A) Because it gets tedious.


    hahahaha I've missed hundreds
    steady Dickie!..losing the plot geez!

    There is a method to our madness, setting this challenge, having the Fordies in our field, means the Farmer won't have to get his mower out!
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  3. 17-11-2009, 05:17 PM #3
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    even the great "APPLEYARD" has gone and got a springer!!



    can't shoot it though !!
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  4. 17-11-2009, 05:25 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by airgun god View Post
    even the great "APPLEYARD" has gone and got a springer!!



    can't shoot it though !!
    He did after you left. He downed the 40yd black squirrel standing!
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  5. 17-11-2009, 05:51 PM #5
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    I would have come down and had a go at this,but the motor is having its suspension spheres changed....... by me god I hate crawling under cars,used to love it when I was younger.

    40 yard standers with a boinger piece of pi$$ got the 40 yarder at Buxted on Sunday a couple of times with the rammer, standing, "it was tweetie"
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  6. 17-11-2009, 06:31 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by bunny bopper View Post
    40 yard standers with a boinger piece of pi$$ got the 40 yarder at Buxted on Sunday a couple of times with the rammer, standing, "it was tweetie"
    Yeah . gone down in the annals of Buxted lore he has ....... he'll be right up his own for months after that.

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  7. 17-11-2009, 06:46 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    He did after you left. He downed the 40yd black squirrel standing!
    A flashback to his days as a Fordie
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  8. 17-11-2009, 08:18 PM #8
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    I knew he had one but was sworn to secrecy!
    I could hardly contain myself!...nothing new there then!

    Looking forward to kikking some western butt!...
    Is it just you Richard or are there more to slaughter!??

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  9. 17-11-2009, 10:22 PM #9
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    I'm Not one for blowing me own trumpet,I don't have the dexterity.
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  10. 17-11-2009, 10:57 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    Is it just you Richard ?
    I often think so, is it just me or are Policemen getting younger?
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  11. 18-11-2009, 12:08 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    Looking forward to kikking some western butt!...
    Is it just you Richard or are there more to slaughter!??

    XX...Boing!
    I believe there will be more than just me, including the Ford Springer Supremo, his Imperial Greatness Patrick, Master of the Springer plus his good Lady Maria.

    Paul has already added his name to list list - we have emailed out to the Ford mob - anyone reading this who wants to confirm their attendance, they would be more than welcome to do so!

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