Quote Originally Posted by Captain Bongo View Post
Stuff the spring guns. I just got hold of a Umarex Winchester lever action and it is more fun than perving on my mates wife. Tin cans are going to become an endangered species at the hollow.

Of course, I fully expect the cult to take the gun off me and hit the bucket with it, standing.....
Quote Originally Posted by TonyL View Post
I wouldn't be perving over either of my neighbours' wives.....they're both proper hippocrockopigs!
He actually said his "mates wife" Tone so that must be a lie, he ain't got no mates. Now, my neighbour on one side is a right sort