Quote Originally Posted by TonyL View Post
Marvellous!

That means we is going to get one, in'it?
I couldn't possibly say.

All I said to them was, you lot wanted 'sumfin in a pretend military style wiv plenty of tactical plastic on it, wot's par'ful an' accrut, wiv two Hox springs in it to give it a proper kick, an' a gurt-long barrel wot makes it more better.'

I trust I got the brief right, chaps?