Thanks Tinbum

[Scott.]

Talking of "little guys", have you met Nick?

Lol yeah and the funniest thing is when I met him he was driving a tiny wee Porsche hairdresser chariot that he said was his wife's car

[tinbum]

Lol yeah and the funniest thing is when I met him he was driving a tiny wee Porsche hairdresser chariot that he said was his wife's car

Careful my cycloptic freind, I have your address and a labrador with a dodgy tummy!

[Scott.]

Careful my cycloptic freind, I have your address and a labrador with a dodgy tummy!

Lol now that you mention it, did I tell you how handsome and manly you looked getting out of that lovely Porsche Nick

[TonyL]

Lol now that you mention it, did I tell you how handsome and manly you looked getting out of that lovely Porsche Nick

Guessing you're after a discount on your next order, Rob.

[Scott.]

Guessing you're after a discount on your next order, Rob.

Lol no I just don't want his poor dog getting fed some dodgy grub so he can laugh while its shitting all over my door

Although if he brought the Porsche into this area of Glasgow it would probably be stolen and stripped before the engine stopped
And one or to of the local wildlife (or kids if we need to get PC about it) would probably try and bite his dog

[TonyL]

Although if he brought the Porsche into this area of Glasgow it would probably be stolen and stripped before the engine stopped

Reminds me of that old Roy Chubby Brown joke where he's driving to a show in some dodgy area and the car has a puncture. Whilst he's jacking the car up, some scrote is leaning in to the car through the window. Chubby asks scrote what he's doing.

"If you're nicking the wheels, I'm having the stereo!", comes back the reply!

[MartynB]

Whilst he's jacking the car up, some scrote is leaning in to the car through the window. Chubby asks scrote what he's doing.

"If you're nicking the wheels, I'm having the stereo!", comes back the reply!

Actually, that rings a bell Tone, we must be similar age

[TonyL]

Lol yeah and the funniest thing is when I met him he was driving a tiny wee Porsche hairdresser chariot that he said was his wife's car

Mrs Bum once told me that she wouldn't be seen dead driving that, Rob.

But, ssshhhhh........don't tell Tinners.