SIHFT Ford 12th July

[Enthusiast]

I must warn you that before Sunday, Dave White is going to be released from his cage to do terrible terrible things with targets, targets so nasty that they have been known to make grown men cry.

Be brave.

Jim

Then we get the constraints back out and hide the Chianti and fava beans in case he goes in search of human liver again...

[MojoCrow]

I must warn you that before Sunday, Dave White is going to be released from his cage to do terrible terrible things with targets, targets so nasty that they have been known to make grown men cry.

Then we get the constraints back out and hide the Chianti and fava beans in case he goes in search of human liver again...

He's already being transported to Ford, as we type. At least he's got a couple of handlers to keep an eye on him.

[simmmo]

Buxted going for the 100 clear.

Monkey

[Alegazmoz]

Buxted going for the 100 clear.

Monkey

Oh dear

arf!

[MojoCrow]

Oh man is this going to be a close run thing. I drop my car off today, the brake pads get replaced (discs are still a problem but at least I'll be road legal) on Saturday and I should get my car back the same day.

Fingers crossed I will be able to make it to Ford.

<Phewww>

[neumo]

Originally Posted by The Road Runner
I must warn you that before Sunday, Dave White is going to be released from his cage to do terrible terrible things with targets, targets so nasty that they have been known to make grown men cry.

Originally Posted by Enthusiast
Then we get the constraints back out and hide the Chianti and fava beans in case he goes in search of human liver again...

Easy boys, this time I will be supervised by an Adult... The course will have to be approved by a couple of officials from other clubs, in the usual way, unless we bribe them again... Just kidding.

I am sure we can work in a few targets similar to last week but within the rules. I am off down the club in a bit to get the targets chosen, checked & painted so we are ready to go in the morning.

Fordies: If we can make a start early on Saturady (yes, I do get up early a few times a year...) then we should be able to get most of the course out by early afternoon so we will have some time to 'toughen it up' a bit.

[simmmo]

Easy boys, this time I will be supervised by an Adult... The course will have to be approved by a couple of officials from other clubs, in the usual way, unless we bribe them again... Just kidding.

No bribes needed David I'm sure it will be perfect whatever.

Monkey

[blackscale]

easy boys, this time i will be supervised by an adult... :d the course will have to be approved by a couple of officials from other clubs, in the usual way, unless we bribe them again... Just kidding.

I am sure we can work in a few targets similar to last week but within the rules. I am off down the club in a bit to get the targets chosen, checked & painted so we are ready to go in the morning.

Fordies: If we can make a start early on saturady (yes, i do get up early a few times a year...) then we should be able to get most of the course out by early afternoon so we will have some time to 'toughen it up' a bit.

who???

[Alegazmoz]

Oh man looks like i'll be running. I might write my car off one day, the brakes could fail (discs were the problem, never have been road legal) on Saturday and I could get my kidney back the same day.

Then fingers crossed without breaking them, I will be able to make it to Ford.

<Oh Pooh>

Oy!! ... I tried to increase your commission today and get you above the bread-line ..... "on holiday" he said.
As it happens, he gave me a fiver off! ..... you've been holding out on us you miserable git.

arf!

[MojoCrow]

Oy!! ... I tried to increase your commission today and get you above the bread-line ..... "on holiday" he said.
As it happens, he gave me a fiver off! ..... you've been holding out on us you miserable git.

arf!

I'm impressed, I normally expect him to fob people off until I'm back in the shop. Now he has set precedent for the amount of discount, it shall continue.

Now that I have dropped my car off for repair it looks like I'll get it back Monday or if I'm lucky (and by lucky, I mean a good boy), a small chance of getting it back Saturday afternoon/evening. That's the trouble when somebody is doing you a favour, you are at their mercy. On that note, I can't believe there is only one brake disc for a 1997 Honda Logo in this country. Where the hell has the other one gone and why would somebody only want one?

At the moment it's looking like 70/30 that I won't be at Ford due to a technical knockout. You'd think that if another club didn't want a Hobbit turning up at the shoot, they would choose a better shooter and cut their brakes rather than just make them wear out.

As for miserable git; now this is a miserable git and, for me, it's like looking in a mirror.

C'est la vie.