What is the best spring rifle for ratting?

**rabbitwrecker** · 12-05-2016, 11:24 AM

Carl's gone - he's not posted on the BBS since March....

**NewPaul** · 12-05-2016, 04:38 PM

RIP Carl (Rat Inflicted Passing)

**flyingfish** · 12-05-2016, 05:12 PM

Only to be expected if you tackle king rat with anything less than a .22 Airsporter (the anti-tank air rifle)
Pete

**TonyL** · 12-05-2016, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by rabbitwrecker

Carl's gone - he's not posted on the BBS since March....

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong!

Carl is doing fine, but he's been a little busy lately.

You know those two fit, young nurses that were caring for him? Well, they've only gone and moved in with him!

One works days, the other nights, so one of them is there all of the time and he has to keep "servicing" them!

Apparently, they don't mind sharing, either. They said that, due to the excessive swelling on his, er, well you know

, there's more than enough to go round.

Carl was quoted as stating, "I've got far better things to do than to go out chasing errant rodents!".

**flyingfish** · 12-05-2016, 09:57 PM

Like a rat up a drain pipe (or 2)
Pete

**rabbitwrecker** · 23-05-2016, 11:06 AM

Carl, are you there? No?

**NewPaul** · 23-05-2016, 03:27 PM

Hi everyone - it's me, Carl.

Oh no, hang on a minute, it's not, it's me

I've been on this thread so many times I'm beginning to think I am he

God I miss you Carl

**flyingfish** · 23-05-2016, 05:09 PM

I am Carl.....whoops sorry i mean Sparticus

Pete

**TonyL** · 23-05-2016, 08:28 PM

No, no, no....I'm Carl!

I mean Spartacus,

I mean Bwian!!

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