Quote Originally Posted by Alegazmoz View Post
Oy! ... insider information may get you admonished by the Great Eye-in-the-Sky young man .. are you running a book? what are the odds on your favoured outcome? will I need waders or will it be rubber rings and water wings as well?

arf!
Vague memories of my medical learning suggests you only need water wings - as well as a rubber ring - if the hemorrhoids have spread to your armpits

Biggles