Founder & ex secretary of Rivington Riflemen.
www.rivington-riflemen.uk
Just reading through Danny's lists makes me ache...until I find a laugh! Dennis was 'a legend in his own time.Thanks mate,Trev
I remember getting his lists of new stock for sale. Badly typed (presumably in the dark with one eye closed) and then photocopied on a knackered copier, I always looked forward to them turning up. We get our post late in the morning, scanning the list straight after arrival I was instantly on the phone to buy the Webley Mk.1 rifle instructions he had listed, I think they were £50. But of course I was about the 10th person to ring him and it was already gone!
I remember helping him 'print', if thats the word, these news sheets on what looked like a school rejected machine which had a drum (with ink, sometimes) in which you cranked the handle. I dont think he ever proof read them.
Included in these Sales sheets were little items of wisdom and tales. The one I remember best is the tale of the ancient farmer who,for some reason, decided to learn to put his finger up the bore of his musket at the muzzle end and hold it out at arms length. I suppose we would now call it a party piece. When he mastered this he proudly displayed his trick in the local village market square where upon the villagers killed him because he was a witch.
Some days your the pigeon. Some days your the statue. This was definitely a statue day.
ATB
Ian
Founder & ex secretary of Rivington Riflemen.
www.rivington-riflemen.uk
I've posted some of these lists, dodgy humour and all, here:
https://forum.vintageairgunsgallery.com/hiller-dennis/
Vintage Airguns Gallery
..Above link posted with permission from Gareth W-B
In British slang an anorak is a person who has a very strong interest in niche subjects.
Thanks for that. Classic airgun memorabilia. AND THOSE PRICES.
I once remember going to the toilet at his shop and in the sink there was loads of stamps on bits of paper floating about. When I asked Dennis he replied 'Those stamps have been missed by the Frankin machine and Im going to re-use them! '
That huge boxed chrono (Cardew???) that he carried around the game fairs and charged to test the power of your rifle. (Well it was a bit more accurate than Yellow Pages). One young lad came up to have a go at testing his rifle and asked 'Do I have to put a pellet in?'
That and his salad butties 'but can you dry the lettuce. Isn't it strange what you remember about people?
ATB
Ian
Founder & ex secretary of Rivington Riflemen.
www.rivington-riflemen.uk
Is Mr Hillier responsible for your love of the Hungarian swamp donkey brand Mr Jones?
Member, the Feinwerkbau Sport appreciation Society (over 50's chapter)
http://www.rivington-riflemen.eu/ Andy, from the North !
Founder & ex secretary of Rivington Riflemen.
www.rivington-riflemen.uk