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    Quote Originally Posted by bullbarrel View Post
    Was their any signs of a pasty? I misplaced my packed lunch when I visited the factory.


    I'm going with 'its the bag the spring came in' theory.
    Nope, I'm going with Rooty McFrooti on this one. The idea of smuggling drugs inside guns appeals to me on so many levels.
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    I did feel a bit happy just after stripping the rifle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archie View Post
    I did feel a bit happy just after stripping the rifle.
    There we go, proof positive that the piston did indeed once contain a bag of 'class A', the gun it's self was smuggled to the UK in bits, inside a large consignment of 'class C'... which was in turn hidden within a container load of chicken from Poland.

    The previous assembler was clearly high on a cocktail of drugs and campylobacter bacteria from the chicken - hence he forgot to remove the plastic bag.

    Simple as that.

    Or, you might have just been happy because of stripping a Diana without sustaining any injuries. Did you use a spring compressor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinbum View Post
    Nope, I'm going with Rooty McFrooti on this one. The idea of smuggling drugs inside guns appeals to me on so many levels.

    I think you've missed the more obvious explanation.... I'm thinking the gun itself was smuggled in from Germany in bits, each in their own little plastic bag... which means you know where that spring was probably "secreted", right ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Budd View Post
    I think you've missed the more obvious explanation.... I'm thinking the gun itself was smuggled in from Germany in bits, each in their own little plastic bag... which means you know where that spring was probably "secreted", right ?
    I thought the grease felt funny?


    And smelt of shit!
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    That`s strange, I thought it was a funny coloured grease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinbum View Post
    i thought the grease felt funny?


    And smelt of shit!:d


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Budd View Post
    I think you've missed the more obvious explanation.... I'm thinking the gun itself was smuggled in from Germany in bits, each in their own little plastic bag... which means you know where that spring was probably "secreted", right ?
    Maybe the gun was smuggled inside a bag full of drugs... lets face it, nowadays you are more likely to be frowned upon admitting you shoot guns rather than narcotics
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    Quote Originally Posted by air-tech View Post
    Maybe the gun was smuggled inside a bag full of drugs... lets face it, nowadays you are more likely to be frowned upon admitting you shoot guns rather than narcotics
    Sadly, that's true. The Winchester subsonic new 42 grain RF coffee matt I left on my desk at work caused a mixed reaction.. one side a bullet, the other side crosshairs trained on bug's head - should have left the crack pipe and needles instead
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