Gah! Post office staff & posting air pistols

[Rapidnick]

After having done some work on a stock for someone I went to send it back to him, PF48 and asked to increase the insured value to £200.

"Before I do that, would you mind telling me what's inside this parcel?"

A piece of wood.

"It must be bluddy expensive wood if it's worth £200"

A 'wooden sculpture' is the right answer here Rich.

[Rich]

A 'wooden sculpture' is the right answer here Rich.

Thanks Nick, I like to think that some of them are works of art...