Although I am a novice at the 10m pistol Bob, I would be willing to join the Jones bloke to shoot for the enemy. All I would need would be several weeks of continuous intensive training, some new eyes and a course of drug therapy that might reduce my current tendency to wobble when on aim. That and a contract similar to the one offered to Turncoat 1 ( I could be TC2) with the company Jag, £50,000 a year and a free reign to use any gun in your considerable armoury. I will let my agent know that another club may be interested in my services. Could I wear a disguise?

Andy