Seems pretty apt, as Buxted's ability / ineptitude...or even hope, was imortalised by Mr 'B' himself!...

I'm not surprised, not everything lasts (did it start?)
I've broken my heart so many times I stopped keeping track.. oh yeah!
Talk myself in, I talk myself out (splitters inc)
I get all worked up then I let myself down (nuff said)

I tried so very hard not to lose it Ha!
I came up with a million excuses Simmo
I thought, I thought of every possibility

And I know some day that it’ll all turn out
You'll make me work so we can work to work it out
And I promise you kid that I'll give so much more than I get (points away)
I just haven't met you yet

Hmm...hmm..

I might have to wait, I'll never give up (good luck with that one...)
I guess it's half timing and the other half's luck (I know which half is Simmos!!)
Wherever you are, whenever it's right
You'll come out of nowhere and into my life

And I know that we can be so amazing....Now that IS funny!! Haha!