Southern Hunters Round 6 Results (Horsham 22nd January)

[blackscale]

So Charles I am thinking Spongetwat must have some strange weird Oakie hold over you as I can't understand why else with a lower scoring total he would be above me on your spreadsheet.

Unless he has a weight advantage perhaps?

Monkey.

Because you are a crap shot, you are an ex meter maid, you can't count, you are northern, nobody likes you...and i mean Nobody, you are a fat'ist, you can't count, you make a deformed bulldog look pretty, you aren't an Oakie, people actually hate you, you can't count , you shoot with a piece of driftwood and that is just off of the top of my head!

[simmmo]

Because you are a crap shot, you are an ex meter maid, you can't count, you are northern, nobody likes you...and i mean Nobody, you are a fat'ist, you can't count, you make a deformed bulldog look pretty, you aren't an Oakie, people actually hate you, you can't count , you shoot with a piece of driftwood and that is just off of the top of my head!

Yep I know all that but as usual you just don't know the answer. It is like talking to a jellyfish(a big fat jellyfish) both visually and mentally.

Monkey

[blackscale]

I just can't believe i am even in the top half, shooting with pellets that don't fit, hampered by a greying, balding has-been...that never was, the very fact that you are even close to my pitiful score, shows just how bad you are!

If you had any decency you would quit whilst you aren't too far behind...you are quite simply an embarrassment to your club and the shooting sport that you frequent!!

[simmmo]

It is nice to see your psychosis has responded well to treatment.

psychosis
sʌɪˈkəʊsɪs/
noun
a severe mental disorder in which thought and emotions are so impaired that contact is lost with external reality.


Basically Spongeplates World.

Monkey

[NSRH]

Top shooting Mike and Abi, congrats to you both and Mr Jacobs

Nice to see Kev Wickson scores creeping up too, that FTP must be starting to suit him

Hope Lewis is OK.

Regards to all
No Hope

[blackscale]

Top shooting Mike and Abi, congrats to you both and Mr Jacobs

Nice to see Kev Wickson scores creeping up too, that FTP must be starting to suit him

Hope Lewis is OK.

Regards to all
No Hope

Thanks nige!
Kevin is doing well for a Buxted boy......

[kev12870]

Top shooting Mike and Abi, congrats to you both and Mr Jacobs

Nice to see Kev Wickson scores creeping up too, that FTP must be starting to suit him

Hope Lewis is OK.

Regards to all
No Hope

Even before they "started creeping up" they were still better than yours

[blackscale]

Since i have known you, you have fallen over in the bath (how does anyone do that???) You have fallen down the metal staircase, that leads to your club hut (i might mention at this point that is has 2...yes TWO handrails, for the elderly..), You fell out of your 'luxury Home'...

You also drink at least 3 bottles of wine a night, you have been beaten up i don't know how many times, during your career as a meter maid...

Now, i might be clutching at straws here but do you think you may have hit your head, just a few many times too often?...
Granted, there has to be some Grey matter to actually damage and begrudgingly i have to credit you with some... though only enough for your body to carry out very basic functions such as blinking, swinging one leg ahead of the other, lying etc

I think you could make a very good case study for 'surviving alone, against all odds' and 'brain damage, the aftermath'...

These are the reasons i can forgive you for your silly rants.

(Don't forget to cover that boiler flue in these freezing conditions....) don't try this at home kids!...he is a professional 'fall guy'

X I still luv ya tho!

[NSRH]

Since i have known you, you have fallen over in the bath (how does anyone do that???) You have fallen down the metal staircase, that leads to your club hut (i might mention at this point that is has 2...yes TWO handrails, for the elderly..), You fell out of your 'luxury Home'...

You also drink at least 3 bottles of wine a night, you have been beaten up i don't know how many times, during your career as a meter maid...

Now, i might be clutching at straws here but do you think you may have hit your head, just a few many times too often?...
Granted, there has to be some Grey matter to actually damage and begrudgingly i have to credit you with some... though only enough for your body to carry out very basic functions such as blinking, swinging one leg ahead of the other, lying etc

I think you could make a very good case study for 'surviving alone, against all odds' and 'brain damage, the aftermath'...

These are the reasons i can forgive you for your silly rants.

(Don't forget to cover that boiler flue in these freezing conditions....) don't try this at home kids!...he is a professional 'fall guy'

X I still luv ya tho!

I think you two need to get a room

LMAOOOOOO

[simmmo]

I think you two need to get a room

LMAOOOOOO

Still getting too much exercise I see. That can't be good for the complexion and maintaining that manly figure.
You can always join us, we can hire a couple of suites to accommodate you.

Monkey.

[Easyrider]

I think you two need to get a room

LMAOOOOOO

Yeah,a padded one!

[simmmo]

Since i have known you, you have fallen over in the bath (how does anyone do that???)

A concept you will doubtless never grasp as clean water and soap are required


You have fallen down the metal staircase, that leads to your club hut (i might mention at this point that is has 2...yes TWO handrails, for the elderly..), You fell out of your 'luxury Home'...

It was actually two breeze blocks and the stairs appeared after the incident a fact obviously lost in that hollow vessel perched upon your jowly neck.

You also drink at least 3 bottles of wine a night, you have been beaten up i don't know how many times, during your career as a meter maid...

Half true


Now, i might be clutching at straws here but do you think you may have hit your head, just a few many times too often?...

Probably as trying to explain any logic to you is a kin to banging ones head against the proverbial brick wall.



Granted, there has to be some Grey matter to actually damage and begrudgingly i have to credit you with some... though only enough for your body to carry out very basic functions such as blinking, swinging one leg ahead of the other, lying etc

No more intellect is required when one is in your company only a saintly patience and a good book to read while you sleep at the peg.


I think you could make a very good case study for 'surviving alone, against all odds' and 'brain damage, the aftermath'...

These are the reasons i can forgive you for your silly rants.

Not the fact I am ordering you pellets?


(Don't forget to cover that boiler flue in these freezing conditions....) don't try this at home kids!...he is a professional 'fall guy'

Its fine kids he supervised the wall construction, walls are like sieves.

X I still luv ya tho!

Typical Brighton boy.

[Charles44]

Good news!
I have redone the spreadsheet so the badge colour and percentages are right......
Apologies if I have spoilt anyone's sport🤔

[blackscale]

Dayum!

[simmmo]

Good news!
I have redone the spreadsheet so the badge colour and percentages are right......
Apologies if I have spoilt anyone's sport🤔

Not mine Charles.

Just glad there is some integrity in the land of the pink pound, though to be fair its never good looking down on a squishy thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

Monkey