Bump rules

[Enthusiast]

I notice that 5 of the 6 events listed in the events section have had a firm but fair nudge from Gareth.

In my case the contravention was because I hadn't fully read the second post on the rules, explaining that the introduction of this section removed the allowance for gentle banter in the run up to an event.

I will henceforth do my best to obey the rules and consider myself firmly on the naughty step. I urge my fellow contraveners to do the same.

To the 27 complainants, my apologies.

Richard

[Mog]

Only 27 complaints about you? you're not trying hard enough Richard, we'll all meet here soon

[Kingplinker]

Took me ages to send those 27 pm's , my fingers are chuffin' sore now

Dave

[Gareth W-B]

Took me ages to send those 27 pm's , my fingers are chuffin' sore now

Dave

Dave, thasssss funny . Hi Rich, cheers for starting this thread, greatly appreciated (and no need for you to crowd the naughty step with mog ). Dave's 27 complaints were actually mostly regarding a different events thread, but hey-ho, I am sure all will be well once we all get into the swing of things . Atvb: G.

[Mog]

Dave, thasssss funny . Hi Rich, cheers for starting this thread, greatly appreciated (and no need for you to crowd the naughty step with mog ). Dave's 27 complaints were actually mostly regarding a different events thread, but hey-ho, am sure all will be well once we all get into the swing of things . Atvb: G.

...swing of things? like when it's our turn on the scaffold?

[Steve L]

Did someone mention 'swinging' ..... i'm sure Chetters will be along soon (if he can find this section )

[Kingplinker]

I think Richard should be banned as he is clearly in breech of BUMP rules and he is getting more miserable by the day . For instance at the interclub he was very rude to Bob Applecard and me ( he's a nasty piece of work too ) infact Bob said the spitting venom Beardy one reminded him of that chap Suttcliffe

Evil pure evil

Dave

[Kingplinker]

Did someone mention 'swinging' ..... i'm sure Chetters will be along soon (if he can find this section )

Thats dogging Steve ! Do they have swinging dog's btw ???

Dave

[Mog]

(if he can find this section )

Ah, The Sub-Section That Time Forgot, in the land before rules, bit like an outlaws hideaway, perhaps we should post lookouts, in case the possee comes a calling

[Enthusiast]

I think Richard should be banned as he is clearly in breech of BUMP rules and he is getting more miserable by the day . For instance at the interclub he was very rude to Bob Applecard and me ( he's a nasty piece of work too ) infact Bob said the spitting venom Beardy one reminded him of that chap Suttcliffe

Evil pure evil

Dave

That's me

Sings:

Whatever I did, whatever I said, I didn't mean it...

(We can leave the "want you back" bit out though)

[Mog]

Perhaps Gareth could post a link to the 'Infractions Points League Table' so we can see how we're all doing

[Kingplinker]

That's me

Sings:

Whatever I did, whatever I said, I didn't mean it...

(We can leave the "want you back" bit out though)

Sings :

Saturday night's alright for fighting

No worries Richard it seems you were one of the few who were a tad stressed so I will let you off with 1 infraction

May see you sunday ..... and Monday God I will be in so much sheeet !

Dave

[Mog]

God I will be in so much sheeet !

Dave

Hope you clear it up, that's one of Richards pet hates

[Kingplinker]

Hope you clear it up, that's one of Richards pet hates

Biodegradable paper bag perhaps ?

[Enthusiast]

Hope you clear it up, that's one of Richards pet hates

There really is no hiding place is there?