22-11-09 Oaks v's Fordies Springer comp (and anyone else who fancies their chances!)

[blackscale]

Right the scene is set, Nigel is crying, pat is running scared and Richard...Who is he?

30 target UKAHFT format.
10am kick off
9am set out!

Winning club takes half the pot!
Club with lowest numbers, shoots against the top same numbers from other team!
You have to be in it to win it!

This is where our honour was questioned.

[Enthusiast]

Right the scene is set, Nigel is crying, pat is running scared and Richard...Who is he?

30 target UKAHFT format.
10am kick off
9am set out!

Winning club takes half the pot!
Club with lowest numbers, shoots against the top same numbers from other team!
You have to be in it to win it!

This is where our honour was questioned.

Q) What does an Oakie say when he misses a target?
A) Put me down for my normal score

Q) What does an Oakie do when he sees a reset string?
A) Asks a Fordie what it is for.

Q) Why don't Oakies repaint their kill zones?
A) Because they don't need to.


hahahaha I've got hundreds

[blackscale]

Q) What does an Oakie say when he misses a target?
A) that'll be a 59 then!

Q) What does an Oakie do when he sees a reset string?
A)show a Fordie what it is for.

Q) Why don't Oakies repaint their kill zones?
A) Because it gets tedious.


hahahaha I've missed hundreds

steady Dickie!..losing the plot geez!

There is a method to our madness, setting this challenge, having the Fordies in our field, means the Farmer won't have to get his mower out!
(not a blade left standing!)

[airgun god]

even the great "APPLEYARD" has gone and got a springer!!



can't shoot it though !!

[Shadow]

even the great "APPLEYARD" has gone and got a springer!!



can't shoot it though !!

He did after you left. He downed the 40yd black squirrel standing!

[Stormdancer]

I would have come down and had a go at this,but the motor is having its suspension spheres changed....... by me god I hate crawling under cars,used to love it when I was younger.

40 yard standers with a boinger piece of pi$$ got the 40 yarder at Buxted on Sunday a couple of times with the rammer, standing, "it was tweetie"

[Alegazmoz]

40 yard standers with a boinger piece of pi$$ got the 40 yarder at Buxted on Sunday a couple of times with the rammer, standing, "it was tweetie"

Yeah . gone down in the annals of Buxted lore he has ....... he'll be right up his own for months after that.

arf!

[Enthusiast]

He did after you left. He downed the 40yd black squirrel standing!

A flashback to his days as a Fordie

[blackscale]

I knew he had one but was sworn to secrecy!
I could hardly contain myself!...nothing new there then!

Looking forward to kikking some western butt!...
Is it just you Richard or are there more to slaughter!??

XX...Boing!

[Stormdancer]

I'm Not one for blowing me own trumpet,I don't have the dexterity.

[Enthusiast]

Is it just you Richard ?

I often think so, is it just me or are Policemen getting younger?

[blackscale]

I'm Not one for blowing me own trumpet,I don't have the dexterity.

i think your english is fine!
Shame you can't drive, walk, talk someone else into coming, Train it, bus it...go by Hobbit underground...

Would have been nice to assist you by relieving you of your confidence to go boinging again!.......I will even let you do them all standing...like you said it is easy...Oh! 'ang on...we do get a bit of weather south east of you...with plenty of wind...shouldn't affect a serious shot like you though!

In the words of that tasty bird "get here if you can".

(funny how the bbs is full of talk about shooting, owning, winning with springers) Well in the immortal words "We shall fight them in our breeches"..?

I understand, after all this is 'The Mighty Oaks', enough to worry anyone!!

XX

[Stormdancer]

i think your english is fine!
Shame you can't drive, walk, talk someone else into coming, Train it, bus it...go by Hobbit underground...


Would have been nice to assist you by relieving you of your confidence to go boinging again!.......I will even let you do them all standing...like you said it is easy...Oh! 'ang on...we do get a bit of weather south east of you...with plenty of wind...shouldn't affect a serious shot like you though!


In the words of that tasty bird "get here if you can".

(funny how the bbs is full of talk about shooting, owning, winning with springers) Well in the immortal words "We shall fight them in our breeches"..?

I understand, after all this is 'The Mighty Oaks', enough to worry anyone!!

XX

Can't be done, using a mates workshop and his assistance must be this Sunday,and I need it fixed to do some more Southern Hunters,it bounces like a kangaroo at the moment,I have stuck the mirrors back together now!!

As you are so proud of your wind down in gaysville I am surprised you didn't set up a "fly a Kite" club, instead of a shooting club, you could all run around the field shouting catch me catch me.

[airgun god]

Can't be done, using a mates workshop and his assistance must be this Sunday,and I need it fixed to do some more Southern Hunters,it bounces like a kangaroo at the moment,I have stuck the mirrors back together now!!

As you are so proud of your wind down in gaysville I am surprised you didn't set up a "fly a Kite" club, instead of a shooting club, you could all run around the field shouting catch me catch me.

nothing wrong with kite flying mate .








as long as it's a manly kite .,like what iv'e got.

[blackscale]

Can't be done, using a mates workshop and his assistance must be this Sunday,and I need it fixed to do some more Southern Hunters,it bounces like a kangaroo at the moment,I have stuck the mirrors back together now!!

As you are so proud of your wind down in gaysville I am surprised you didn't set up a "fly a Kite" club, instead of a shooting club, you could all run around the field shouting catch me catch me.

is that a request john???