Quote Originally Posted by look no hands View Post
If you have problems understanding any of the northern monkeys, come see me and I'll translate for you, I recently moved up from Southampton and have worked out roughly what they say, if you get in one of those awkward silent "tumble weed" situations then just say the boinger bash universal reset word "Weihrauch" and everything will be fine or situated on each gazebo support leg is a "smash glass in case of emergency " alarm point and inside is a HW35, that will help but be prepared for a big sloppy man hug from Tony you will then be excepted into the HW cult, something I will never be a part of.
I wasn’t going to bring my hw35, however after being described as a “northern monkey” I’m bringing it and I’m going to sit next to you at the bench and make you watch me shoot it. And I will even put up with the horrendous twanging coming from all those awful bsa things you insist on shooting

All joking aside Pete’s alright for a shandy drinking southerner