I know it must be difficult Nick, and I really don’t blame you for trying to make things sound OK. Big pellet good, small pellet bad and all that but you’re going to have to come to terms with the facts sooner or later. It’s not your fault and your parents probably didn’t help but you need to accept that your willy is really small. It is what it is and over compensating won’t change it.
I for one will never hold you responsible because it’s not your fault, really it’s not. Some women like that, honest.