Shuddup! You're no fun at all, you've ruined the fun now
I was going to set up one of those Stealth Cam's to take his picture when he set it off wondering around crying out "Where is everyone?"
By the way 60/60, I've scored a PB of 57 (hell of a leap from 40 at your home ground) so I think that your chances of 'thrashing' Buxted have been reduced.