HFT and Vintage air rifles, some form of competition incorporating old classics.

[mallyally]

I'd settle for understanding some of the midland drawl.

ATB
Ian

scouse lesson
go ead / carry on
come ead then/ lets do it then but this can mean lots of things
everything else they say is almost impossible to translate

[Grayling]

Not really. I've seen the targets.

Apart from that I want to spend the day chatting. Talking air guns, engaging in intellectual conversations and meeting people and fellow BBS members to exchange tripe receipes. I can shoot my guns any time.

ATB
Ian

Can I stand near you Sesei Jones and BBS period Airguns GURU, it'll do my street cred the world of good and I may even look more intelligent . FAT CHANCE I'll be the one in the XXXXXXXXXXXXL pink SHELL SUIT .

[Grayling]

scouse lesson
go ead / carry on
come ead then/ lets do it then but this can mean lots of things
everything else they say is almost impossible to translate

HARK at Mr Woolyback LINQUIST here , the only proper English words he knows are.......
FOSTERS
AMBER NECTAR see above.
DUCK when Kenny is shooting.
HIT THE DIRT when Clifftop is shooting.
LUCKY T##T when Patricio shows up with yet another nice rifle.
PHWOARRRR when Liz flashes her baps, this last is fairly universal so may not count .

[Grayling]

Don't set your sights too high.

If you do at least I.J is safe sorry sensei Jones.

[mallyally]

HARK at Mr Woolyback LINQUIST here , the only proper English words he knows are.......
FOSTERS
AMBER NECTAR see above.
DUCK when Kenny is shooting.
HIT THE DIRT when Clifftop is shooting.
LUCKY T##T when Patricio shows up with yet another nice rifle.
PHWOARRRR when Liz flashes her baps, this last is fairly universal so may not count .

not laughing at you LIZ or your baps

[BTDT]

scouse lesson
go ead / carry on
come ead then/ lets do it then but this can mean lots of things
everything else they say is almost impossible to translate

I would very much like to converse with Mr. Grayling tomorrow but, looking at his profile, I note that he is a scouser, and anticipate some degree of language issues.

Will there be anyone in attendance, reasonably fluent in Scouse and either Lancastrian, Black Country or the English language, who would be prepared to offer their services as a translator?

TIA

[I. J.]

If you do at least I.J is safe sorry sensei Jones.

Will there be anyone in attendance, reasonably fluent in Scouse and either Lancastrian, Black Country or the English language, who would be prepared to offer their services as a translator?

The translating services of the 'club Gladys' will be available but even we aren't sure hes even talking English (never mind sense).

ATB
Ian

[Grayling]

I would very much like to converse with Mr. Grayling tomorrow but, looking at his profile, I note that he is a scouser, and anticipate some degree of language issues.

Will there be anyone in attendance, reasonably fluent in Scouse and either Lancastrian, Black Country or the English language, who would be prepared to offer their services as a translator?

TIA

Once MallyAlly is full of Fosters lager Jimbo he can speak all the above dialects fluently and eventually Double Dutch and Martian as well .

Just don't mention murder ballards .

[Grayling]

not laughing at you LIZ or your baps

Don't worry Mally I can't imagine Liz or her famous ''BAPS'' ever coming on collectables .

[mallyally]

Don't worry Mally I can't imagine Liz or her famous ''BAPS'' ever coming on collectables .

yeah but you put it/them on here didnt you for every tom dick and harriet to see so some sneaky t*at,s going to tell her innit
then you is in deep sh*it
glad it wernt me /hear that LIZ
when you is reading this IT WERNT ME

[Grayling]

yeah but you put them on here didnt you for every tom dick and harriet to see.

Put what on here Nails you old perv and top LEZZA Liz's BAPS THAT WAS KENNY WITH THE CAMERA last week and he's not a member, SO WE'RE SAFE .

Plus she is only a woman , a case in point is she couldn't even find the ROGUES GALLERY, so she'll never find this last Bastion of Maleness, COLLECTABLES .

[mallyally]

Put what on here Nails you old perv and top LEZZA Liz's BAPS THAT WAS KENNY WITH THE CAMERA last week and he's not a member, SO WE'RE SAFE .

Plus she is only a woman , a case in point is she couldn't even find the ROGUES GALLERY, so she'll never find this last Bastion of Maleness, COLLECTABLES .

on your own head thats where your nuts will be when she find out
i am going to log out now going to see KENNYS nw FWB sport that he drove to NORFOLK to pick up last night after work

[Clifftop]

I am GUTTED because I can't come tomorrow.

I had a couple of agendas to update:

1: Kicking MallyAlly's skinny Ar$£
2: Lifting IJ aloft once again. He seemed to enjoy it first time around!!

[Pad. E]

I am GUTTED because I can't come tomorrow.

I had a couple of agendas to update:

1: Kicking MallyAlly's skinny Ar$£
2: Lifting IJ aloft once again. He seemed to enjoy it first time around!!

What a wounder

Dave (McMurphy) says the same.

No way you can change your current situation?

[Clifftop]

What a wounder

Dave (McMurphy) says the same.

No way you can change your current situation?

No mate

I am going through a major change in work. I have only tomorrow to sort out my file to prove my progress.

I am no longer ambulance crew, mate. I work in control now and I must show my competencies.

I am in the control room mon-fri. The weekend is when I sort my paperwork.

I am going to miss meeting lots of the members of this BBS.

Nevr mind. The future is to look forward to.

Cliff.