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Thread: Sussex Interclub Round 2 - The Pre-Shoot Banter Thread

  1. 25-04-2009, 02:29 PM #136
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enthusiast View Post
    Yes but no smut.

    This is a family show y'know
    Tell her that
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  2. 25-04-2009, 02:39 PM #137
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontiac View Post
    Tell her that
    OK

    Siobhan. Irresistible as young Spencer is, what with his good looks, charm and ready wit, give the chap a chance to concentrate for the morning.

    The sound of him drooling last time was too awful for the rest of us to bear
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  3. 25-04-2009, 02:39 PM #138
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontiac View Post
    Are me and Siobhan allowed to shoot together or is that still classed as cheating ???
    Yes, but if you've got wind, don't tell her about it, people might object.
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  4. 25-04-2009, 02:47 PM #139
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mog View Post
    Yes, but if you've got wind, don't tell her about it, people might object.
    She'll find out I got wind anyway, Infact, EVERYBODY will know!
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  5. 25-04-2009, 07:03 PM #140
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontiac View Post
    She'll find out I got wind anyway, Infact, EVERYBODY will know!
    Your duvet must be like Doc who's TARDIS to trap that many heads under it.

    arf!
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  6. 25-04-2009, 07:57 PM #141
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    set out the course its great!


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  7. 25-04-2009, 07:58 PM #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by swallows las View Post
    set out the course its great!


    Is it springer friendly?
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  8. 25-04-2009, 08:38 PM #143
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enthusiast View Post
    Is it springer friendly?
    That depends on the springer shooter Richard !!
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  9. 25-04-2009, 08:39 PM #144
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    Quote Originally Posted by swallows las View Post
    set out the course its great!


    No bloomin cages i hope !!!
    I hates em i tells ya !!
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  10. 25-04-2009, 09:02 PM #145
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve L View Post
    That depends on the springer shooter Richard !!
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  11. 25-04-2009, 10:03 PM #146
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    Quote Originally Posted by swallows las View Post
    in a field amongst the poop,
    you'll find the place where swallows shoot,
    where nettles grow without restraint,
    the swallows shoot without complaint.

    A dreadful place, should there be rain,
    And yet you all, came back again,
    One by one, we'll stop to shoot,
    Amid the nettles and piles of poop,

    So guard yourself against the rain,
    Against the nettles, they're such a pain,
    Enjoy the day and shoot 'til lunch,
    Courtesy of, the Swallows Bunch.

    its brilliant !


    mike can we put it up in the swallows hut .....?



    please lol
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  12. 25-04-2009, 10:09 PM #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stupid plinker View Post
    Me and my dad also went hunting yesterday only got one the whole evning!!!
    Fret not young Buxtedeer. Beth's message failed to reveal that they too managed just a singleton - and that Arnold () was perhaps 3-4 months old.

    However, in her and the rest of the Hughes' army defence, I'm not too surprised that this was all the bunnies the shot - as there was Beth, her three brothers, her Mum, her Dad, plus two other very young kids and a spotty dog in tow. Wityh that bunch 'creeping' around, I'm a tad surprised that even the juvenile Arnold () decided to come out to play.

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  13. 25-04-2009, 10:24 PM #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggles View Post
    Fret not young Buxtedeer. Beth's message failed to reveal that they too managed just a singleton - and that Arnold () was perhaps 3-4 months old.

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    That poor bunny

    Still, at least I (and the kiddy winkles) know how to skin and gut a rabbit now thanks to Biggles doing the honours earlier today. cheers!
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  14. 25-04-2009, 10:26 PM #149
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    Bit late in the evening to be posting this, but I know there's always a few of you mad SIHFTers who are either insomniacs or peep in here first thing in the morning before the drive over to Swallows' halcion field.

    As beth posted earlier, the course is set. Just hope the rabbits/squirrels dont go chewing their way through strings overnight.

    Reckon this our best yet, with a surprise or two to catch out the unwary - specially if there's any breeze

    We've been a-strimming (until the engine broke), but I'd remind ALL of you who have shooting mats (or just a spare bit of carpet - Wilton only, please ) to bring them on over.

    And a final reminder - mentioned in the original comp thread in the banter-free zone - that we share the site with people fishing who are more highly valued by our landlord than us lot - and especially you lot !!

    While not expecting Sunday Church-goer standards of control and reverential silence, I am very aware that it's difficult to avoid hooting with raucus laughter if your partner gathers doughnuts, or if they 2-point the wrong target. However we'd really appreciate tomorrow if you would keep this form of celebration to a muffled snigger

    ..... please do keep noise to a minimum.

    Look forward to seeing ya'll in about 9 hours from now.

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  15. 25-04-2009, 10:29 PM #150
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    Can't wait!!


    Are we there yet??
    Do i win anything substantial......even if i lose?
    Are there free sarnies?
    Free anything?
    Is it windy? or Wet....Or both.
    Can i have a go in the wheelbarrow??

    I Need Spam!

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