LOL
Well Linnet if truth be told, I couldn't quite get my head round whether you were male/female No offence meant.
Reasons:
1). Spelling; "Linnet" relates to a bird i.e. NO NO NO....Not a female, a BIRD...i.e. WITH FEATHERS
2). Iread a post where you referred to your WIFE now tha confused me, wife = man and wife. "Partner" = civil partner, i.e. both girls.
3).
Oh bugger it I'd better stop digging before I get any deeper