Look chaps!
We're having one too
Very PCP friendly.
Hear the account of how the 'Oaks' were felled on their own plot, by a 'Hobbit' armed only with a little 'springy thingy' and how he plans to do more of it in the coming SiHFT.
"lar-di-dar and a little har,har,har"
At this rate, aunty and his crew are gonna be on catapults next, as they're not allowed pointy things like bows 'n' arras.
arf!
up yer bum chum!