-And I'm all for helping Simon in this journey. In fact, I think I can safely say he can rely on all of us for help, support, and finding him the perfect weapon to take on this challenge.

It won't be any ordinary rifle.....




. it will represent both power and grace,....





.....beauty and rugedness......











A rifle that even Liberace would be proud of.
Now, where did I put those rhinestones and sequins....


Mark, you still got that Relum Jelly? I've got a vat of Aruldite on the go here..