After a few beers and a month or two to get over the sight of the twitching bloody corpse this tale will be retold in cinematic style. Obviously after my first near death struggle with Roland the nurses fell hopelessly in love with me during my recovery and fought a dual for my attentions. (I would be reading Airgun world so they would be wasting their time), the final scene would be something out of Platoon with Roland being riddled by lead from an ancient (the only factually true bit) MK2 Meteor. Credit would have to be given to the supporting cast of the BBS who advised stalking, baiting and patience. Not one of whom advised going to the UN or mediation....what the lefty liberals will make of your role in this affair will never be known until Michael Moore makes the inevitable documentary.