i cringed all the way through that tale of woe !!! i think i could see it happening in slow motion
However i think you have two problems there 1 having a wife , never fancied one of those myself as im baffled and confused by this need to pair bond . 2 mobile phones mine is turned on for 1 hour in the morning and 1 hour in the evening
If its any consolation i did nearly drop my Air ranger once , well i did drop it but i dropped myself underneath it !!
i stepped over a low wall while lamping that would have been a very high wall if approached from the other side ( that makes sense in my head )
I managed to flip myself while falling so the gun landed on me instead of the other way round .
Another idea as you will now have a spare stock i seen hw100 and a DS fitted with m4 stock and a folding stock could be a nice little project
If that idea interests you have a look on fleabay or greenbase hk