Yup, based on the almost daily occurrence of stored black powder spontaneously exploding and demolishing whole estates-worth of domestic accommodations.
Hardly day went by without seeing weeping wimmin and wailing chillers sitting at the roadside, white tracks of tears running through their soot-covered faces as they watched the remains of their homes, reduced to steaming rubble, as the local fire fighters hosed it all down...
'Yus,' said Chief fire Officer Gus 'Melon' Colly, this is the fifth spontaneous explosion we've dealt with today, it's a real mercle that nobody was hurt...oh, excuse me, there's another one just gone off over the other side of town...catch you later, OK?..'
Now, of course, that we are all being good boys and girls and storing our BP in handy one pound bomb-sized containers, we are all totally safe.
